Mutant Admirers Mugs

'Get him tested. He's got to be taking some kind of performance enhancing drug.'

Mutant Mootunes - Dromedary Boy

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

Here be dragons.

Alien Snowmen

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Alien Assumption

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

Elusive Shadow.

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

'Huh! You men are all alike!'

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"We were just wondering if you were edible."

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

'Universal remote, my eye!'

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

Meet The Ghostwriter

'The humans have weapons of mass destruction.'

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

'Some scout he is!'

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'