Plant Admirer Mugs

Flower: 'Frost warning tonight' Second Flower: 'I guess this is goodbye'.

'The complimentary herbal tea is around the corner. You're drinking the potpourri.'

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Bug with a leaf.

House Plant

"What makes you think he's new in town?"

Poinsettia

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

David Bellamy

The discovery of asparagus.

The animal and plant kingdoms unite to send to you Season's Greetings.

"I just invented it...I'm thinking of calling it a flower"

Express Drugs Correspondant - 'I bought a nice pot plant to brighten up the office.'

'Wally, meet Doris. Doris, Wally. Wally is a forester.'

The male of the species approaches the cafe counter. What's that, Mr. Pinkerton? Careful not to disturb those around him, the male scans his surroundings. His senses, his vision and his sense of smell have been honed by years of evolution and survival. Sniiif! At last, the male makes his move! He orders one slice of rhubarb pie, a la mode! You want pie? Suddenly, he is alerted to danger. The male seeks refuge behind a petunia! … but is it too late? No pie for him. The male will have a salad. The

Vitamin D

Grace For Flies

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Swan Fairy Tales

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A mother and baby elephant

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."