Artificial Plant Admirer Mugs

"They are very realistic, you would never guess that they were rubber."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

The discovery of asparagus.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Robot Painter

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Employee of the Month

Summer wants.

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'It just dawned on me that every time we make a phone call, it's a robocall.'

"Sure, he has artificial intelligence, but it's his artificial empathy that won me over."

David Bellamy

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

"Who's the new guy?"

Paving over the window-box

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

"My 'check engine' light came on."

"We were just wondering if you were edible."

'That must be my computer date.'

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

'I am not a robot.'

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

"They're talking about birdhouses again. Time to send them birdhouse ads."

"My programming does not permit me to process new information."

"Its nothing serious, you just need a reboot is all."