Palm Tree Aficionado Gifts

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'See you in two weeks!'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

The Desert Island Package

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

'You've got dry scalp.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

'Do you ever worry about our global footprint?'

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"I spy something blue."

"I''m Adam from Canada, eh..."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

'That line means good managerial skills!'

Palm Reading

"You like people and people respond to that."

"At least my putting has improved."

"Are you talking to me?"

Yes Man Is An Island: "Yes! Okay! Yea! No Problem! Absolutely!"

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

"I thought we'd decided to go with the maple."

'Will I run for President, you ask? H-m-m-m...let's see what the ol' 'Palm' reading predicts!'

"Fiji wants to protect democracy by not holding elections..."

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Deflating Island

Christmas tree restraining order.

Danger Coconuts

'I thought I heard a horn.'