Palm Tree Aficionado Pillows

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'See you in two weeks!'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

The Desert Island Package

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

'You've got dry scalp.'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

'Do you ever worry about our global footprint?'

"I spy something blue."

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Palm Reading

'That line means good managerial skills!'

"You like people and people respond to that."

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

"Are you talking to me?"

"At least my putting has improved."

Yes Man Is An Island: "Yes! Okay! Yea! No Problem! Absolutely!"

"I thought we'd decided to go with the maple."

"Fiji wants to protect democracy by not holding elections..."

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Will I run for President, you ask? H-m-m-m...let's see what the ol' 'Palm' reading predicts!'

Danger Coconuts

Deflating Island

Christmas tree restraining order.

'I thought I heard a horn.'

Spring ballpark errors.