Palm Enthusiasts Gifts

"We really need two palms."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'See you in two weeks!'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'You've got dry scalp.'

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Gas, is it the future?"

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

Amateur Palmist

"I spy something blue."

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

'Stranger?.. No, it's definitely a tall, dark strangler.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

Palm Reading

'That line means good managerial skills!'

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

"You like people and people respond to that."

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

'I knew we should have brought your marigolds,dear!'

"See, this is why you sleep through my 4AM water calls - too much blue light at bedtime."

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

Yes Man Is An Island: "Yes! Okay! Yea! No Problem! Absolutely!"