Palmistry Lovers Gifts

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'See you in two weeks!'

Pie Filling Reader

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'You've got dry scalp.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

"Gas, is it the future?"

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

Amateur Palmist

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"I spy something blue."

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'Stranger?.. No, it's definitely a tall, dark strangler.'

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

Palm Reading

"A wonderful cat is coming into your life."

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

'That line means good managerial skills!'

Palm Reader...