Palmistry Lovers Pillows

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'See you in two weeks!'

Pie Filling Reader

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'You've got dry scalp.'

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Gas, is it the future?"

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Amateur Palmist

"I spy something blue."

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'Stranger?.. No, it's definitely a tall, dark strangler.'

"A wonderful cat is coming into your life."

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

'That line means good managerial skills!'

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