Palmistry Pals Pillows

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Pie Filling Reader

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

"Gas, is it the future?"

Amateur Palmist

A Friend in Need.

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

'Stranger?.. No, it's definitely a tall, dark strangler.'

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

Palm Reading

Your Palm

"A wonderful cat is coming into your life."

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

'That line means good managerial skills!'

Palm Reader...

"You like people and people respond to that."

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

Dyslexic Palm Reading