Palm Enthusiasts Pillows

"We really need two palms."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'See you in two weeks!'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'You've got dry scalp.'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Gas, is it the future?"

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

Amateur Palmist

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"I spy something blue."

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

'Stranger?.. No, it's definitely a tall, dark strangler.'

Palm Reading

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'That line means good managerial skills!'

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

"You like people and people respond to that."

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

"See, this is why you sleep through my 4AM water calls - too much blue light at bedtime."

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'I knew we should have brought your marigolds,dear!'

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

Yes Man Is An Island: "Yes! Okay! Yea! No Problem! Absolutely!"