Palmistry Fan Pillows

'Stranger?.. No, it's definitely a tall, dark strangler.'

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

'I'm afraid you don't have a long life-line.'

"You have a very long fault line. That's why your hands are trembling."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Pie Filling Reader

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"My method of painting is pointillism."

Prescriptions: "Jack of Clubs?"

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

"Gas, is it the future?"

Amateur Palmist

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

Victor Hugo

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

Palm Reading

"A wonderful cat is coming into your life."

'When a doctor looks in your ear with that pointy thing- what's he looking for...?'

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

'That line means good managerial skills!'

Palm Reader...

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

Your Palm

"You like people and people respond to that."