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'Stranger?.. No, it's definitely a tall, dark strangler.'

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

'I'm afraid you don't have a long life-line.'

"You have a very long fault line. That's why your hands are trembling."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Pie Filling Reader

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

Prescriptions: "Jack of Clubs?"

"My method of painting is pointillism."

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

"Gas, is it the future?"

Amateur Palmist

Victor Hugo

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

Palm Reading

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

"A wonderful cat is coming into your life."

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

'When a doctor looks in your ear with that pointy thing- what's he looking for...?'

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

'That line means good managerial skills!'

Palm Reader...

Your Palm

"You like people and people respond to that."

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."