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"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Pie Filling Reader

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

"Gas, is it the future?"

Amateur Palmist

A Friend in Need.

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

'Stranger?.. No, it's definitely a tall, dark strangler.'

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Palm Reading

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

"A wonderful cat is coming into your life."

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

'That line means good managerial skills!'

Palm Reader...

Your Palm

"You like people and people respond to that."

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

Dyslexic Palm Reading

'The mist is clearing.'

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'