Palmistry Buff Pillows

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

Meanwhile in Hollywood

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

Do you think I'm sixty?

The Cat Spa

Sheep In Curlers

Pie Filling Reader

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

Two men in barber shop

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

"Gas, is it the future?"

Amateur Palmist

ANd the Oscar for the best special side effects goes to ASTRAZENECA!

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

Level up your game with a MANicure.

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.