Palm Reading Aficionado Gifts

"You like people and people respond to that."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Asking out a palm reader.

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'See you in two weeks!'

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Paw readings

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'You've got dry scalp.'

Ill next Thursday

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Gas, is it the future?"

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

Amateur Palmist

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'Stranger?.. No, it's definitely a tall, dark strangler.'

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'