Palm Reading Practitioner Gifts

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Asking out a palm reader.

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Pie Filling Reader

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Paw readings

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

Ill next Thursday

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

"Gas, is it the future?"

Amateur Palmist

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'Stranger?.. No, it's definitely a tall, dark strangler.'

"A wonderful cat is coming into your life."

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

'That line means good managerial skills!'

Palm Reader...

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

Your Palm