Palm Tree Humorist Gifts

Deflating Island

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Flight simulator'

Conference Pears

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Pirates at the mall.

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

The Desert Island Package

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"I spy something blue."

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

Even garden plants like to visit.

'What luck!'

"Fiji wants to protect democracy by not holding elections..."

Don't move Gertrude. A little dash of maple syrup will sweeten you up.

'I thought I heard a horn.'

Spring ballpark errors.

Tree Tunnel

'A man gets lonely out here... Coco helped me through the dark times!'

Man hangs Christmas stocking on tree.

Catching Coconuts.

Bathing Flowers.

"I see you've laid out your garden."

Desert Island Romance

I think you're starting to identify with our captor, Bob.

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

'Wait, wait, stop!'

'The worse part is there's no ATM here.'

Ahab's Last Call.

'Can we play something besides hide and seek?'

Man stranded on a desert island shakes out palm tree umbrella.

Lime Light