Palm Tree Writers Gifts

'What luck!'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'See you in two weeks!'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

The Desert Island Package

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'You've got dry scalp.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

"I spy something blue."

'Do you ever worry about our global footprint?'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

Yes Man Is An Island: "Yes! Okay! Yea! No Problem! Absolutely!"

"Are you talking to me?"

"At least my putting has improved."

Robinson le Creusot

"Fiji wants to protect democracy by not holding elections..."

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'A little to the right, please, Father.'

Danger Coconuts

Deflating Island

Spring ballpark errors.

'I thought I heard a horn.'

'A man gets lonely out here... Coco helped me through the dark times!'

Man hangs Christmas stocking on tree.

"I can't wait to tell everyone back home that I own an island."

Catching Coconuts.

Desert Island Romance

'Wait, wait, stop!'

'Jason feels insecure if he's too far from his money... but electronic bank statements have cured that!'

Vulture Awaits the Castaway's Demise