Palm Tree Economist Gifts

'Jason feels insecure if he's too far from his money... but electronic bank statements have cured that!'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'See you in two weeks!'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

The Desert Island Package

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'You've got dry scalp.'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"I spy something blue."

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

'Do you ever worry about our global footprint?'

'Stay on all fours. That way you can pounce on new consumer wants.'

Yes Man Is An Island: "Yes! Okay! Yea! No Problem! Absolutely!"

"At least my putting has improved."

"Are you talking to me?"

'What luck!'

"Fiji wants to protect democracy by not holding elections..."

Robinson le Creusot

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Danger Coconuts

Deflating Island

Spring ballpark errors.

'I thought I heard a horn.'

'Dad, I need to talk to you about my investment portfolio.'

Man hangs Christmas stocking on tree.

'A man gets lonely out here... Coco helped me through the dark times!'

"I can't wait to tell everyone back home that I own an island."

Catching Coconuts.

'I still prefer trading the old fashioned way.'

I think you're starting to identify with our captor, Bob.