Palm Tree Economist T-Shirts

'Jason feels insecure if he's too far from his money... but electronic bank statements have cured that!'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'See you in two weeks!'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

The Desert Island Package

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'You've got dry scalp.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"I spy something blue."

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

'Do you ever worry about our global footprint?'

'Stay on all fours. That way you can pounce on new consumer wants.'

"At least my putting has improved."

"Are you talking to me?"

Yes Man Is An Island: "Yes! Okay! Yea! No Problem! Absolutely!"

'What luck!'

"Fiji wants to protect democracy by not holding elections..."

Robinson le Creusot

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Danger Coconuts

Deflating Island

Spring ballpark errors.

'I thought I heard a horn.'

'Dad, I need to talk to you about my investment portfolio.'

Man hangs Christmas stocking on tree.

'A man gets lonely out here... Coco helped me through the dark times!'

Catching Coconuts.

'I still prefer trading the old fashioned way.'

"I can't wait to tell everyone back home that I own an island."

Desert Island Romance