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'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Desert island putting green.

'Do you ever worry about our global footprint?'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'See you in two weeks!'

Sun Flower.

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

The Desert Island Package

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

'You've got dry scalp.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

"OK, now you've gone back too far."

Mankind

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

The Origin of Species

"At least my putting has improved."

"Are you talking to me?"

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

Yes Man Is An Island: "Yes! Okay! Yea! No Problem! Absolutely!"

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

Historic Moments in Human Evolution

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

"All I'm saying, Dear, is that sometimes I get tired of vegetarian restaurants!"

"Fiji wants to protect democracy by not holding elections..."

The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.

The food was nice...but something was missing.