Palm Tree Ponderers T-Shirts

"Are you talking to me?"

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'See you in two weeks!'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

The Desert Island Package

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'You've got dry scalp.'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"I spy something blue."

'Do you ever worry about our global footprint?'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

Entomology. Ant Colony. Ants must worry about their work-life balance.

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

"At least my putting has improved."

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

Yes Man Is An Island: "Yes! Okay! Yea! No Problem! Absolutely!"

'What luck!'

"Fiji wants to protect democracy by not holding elections..."

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"

Danger Coconuts

"Boxing day is so boring."

'I thought I heard a horn.'

Spring ballpark errors.