Palm Tree Enthusiast T-Shirts

'A man gets lonely out here... Coco helped me through the dark times!'

'The worse part is there's no ATM here.'

Man stranded on a desert island shakes out palm tree umbrella.

Desert Island Romance

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Catching Coconuts.

'Can we play something besides hide and seek?'

'...but where we're concerned I AM the last man on earth!'

"No man in an island."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

'See you in two weeks!'

Stop and Birch

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

The Desert Island Package

'You've got dry scalp.'

Tree Squirrel

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'Do you ever worry about our global footprint?'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"I spy something blue."

No tree hugging.

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

Palm Reading

'That line means good managerial skills!'

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted