Palm Tree Enthusiast T-Shirts

'A man gets lonely out here... Coco helped me through the dark times!'

'The worse part is there's no ATM here.'

Man stranded on a desert island shakes out palm tree umbrella.

Desert Island Romance

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Catching Coconuts.

'Can we play something besides hide and seek?'

'...but where we're concerned I AM the last man on earth!'

"No man in an island."

Christmas Future: Trees

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

'See you in two weeks!'

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

Stop and Birch

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

The Desert Island Package

Tree Squirrel

'You've got dry scalp.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

'Do you ever worry about our global footprint?'

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"I spy something blue."

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.