Palm Tree Admirers T-Shirts

"I can't wait to tell everyone back home that I own an island."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'See you in two weeks!'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

The Desert Island Package

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'You've got dry scalp.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

'Do you ever worry about our global footprint?'

"I spy something blue."

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

'Isaac Newton, doing...research.'

'You went and ate in the apple orchard, didn't you?'

"At least my putting has improved."

"Are you talking to me?"

Yes Man Is An Island: "Yes! Okay! Yea! No Problem! Absolutely!"

"I thought we'd decided to go with the maple."

'What luck!'

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Danger Coconuts

'I thought I heard a horn.'

Spring ballpark errors.

Man hangs Christmas stocking on tree.

'A man gets lonely out here... Coco helped me through the dark times!'

Desert Island Romance

'I want you to read my palm.'