Palm Tree Writers Mugs

'What luck!'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'See you in two weeks!'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

The Desert Island Package

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'You've got dry scalp.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'Do you ever worry about our global footprint?'

"I spy something blue."

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

Yes Man Is An Island: "Yes! Okay! Yea! No Problem! Absolutely!"

"At least my putting has improved."

"Are you talking to me?"

"Fiji wants to protect democracy by not holding elections..."

Robinson le Creusot

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Danger Coconuts

'A little to the right, please, Father.'

Deflating Island

Spring ballpark errors.

'I thought I heard a horn.'

Man hangs Christmas stocking on tree.

'A man gets lonely out here... Coco helped me through the dark times!'

"I can't wait to tell everyone back home that I own an island."

Desert Island Romance

Catching Coconuts.

I think you're starting to identify with our captor, Bob.

'Wait, wait, stop!'

'Jason feels insecure if he's too far from his money... but electronic bank statements have cured that!'