Palm Tree Talkers Mugs

'So I talk to myself! What is it to you?'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'See you in two weeks!'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

The Desert Island Package

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Cow talking to cat up a tree.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'You've got dry scalp.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

'Do you ever worry about our global footprint?'

"I spy something blue."

'Of course, they're healthy - they listen to me far better than my patients do.'

Yes Man Is An Island: "Yes! Okay! Yea! No Problem! Absolutely!"

Man talking to a tree.

"At least my putting has improved."

"Are you talking to me?"

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

'Wouldn't it have been easier to cut off the top of the tree?'

'What luck!'

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

"Fiji wants to protect democracy by not holding elections..."

"Quit complaining and decorate it! Number one, it's tradition, number two, it's nobody we know..."

Danger Coconuts

Deflating Island

Spring ballpark errors.

'I thought I heard a horn.'

Cut down your own tree.