Potted Plant Philosopher Gifts

The Cactus Reader

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

Thanks

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'So much for talking to plants. I distinctly heard it tell me to shut up!'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'It's not another person, Hartwell -- I'm passing you over for promotion in favor of this potted plant.'

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

Pollution.

Saguaro Cacti.

Stop and Smell the Roses

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

Gardeners

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

Les Fleurs Du Mal

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

Garden Shop: Growin' and Rarin' to Grow

"Fiji wants to protect democracy by not holding elections..."

Balcony hot air balloon.

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

"One man's apocalypse is another man's mandate."

'And just how long have your melons been thumping back, Mrs. Thayer?'

The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.

'I'm just sayin', with this cute little face and my big fluffy tail, I never really thought of myself as vermin!'

"Fall makes him sad."

"Good news - he's in a vegetative state."