Potted Plant Philosopher Mugs

The Cactus Reader

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

Thanks

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"What are you in for?"

'So much for talking to plants. I distinctly heard it tell me to shut up!'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'It's not another person, Hartwell -- I'm passing you over for promotion in favor of this potted plant.'

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

Pollution.

Saguaro Cacti.

Stop and Smell the Roses

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

Gardeners

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

Les Fleurs Du Mal

Cover my mouth when I cough? with what?

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

Garden Shop: Growin' and Rarin' to Grow

Balcony hot air balloon.

"Fiji wants to protect democracy by not holding elections..."

'I'm just sayin', with this cute little face and my big fluffy tail, I never really thought of myself as vermin!'

The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

'And just how long have your melons been thumping back, Mrs. Thayer?'

"One man's apocalypse is another man's mandate."

With a fresh, homegrown tomato tasting this fantasic, it makes no sense that "garden variety" means "ordinary"!

"Fall makes him sad."