Plant-based Philosophers Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful gift for plant-based philosophers? Our collection celebrates those who find wisdom in nature, with designs that blend humor and philosophy. Whether they're into gardening, sustainability, or are just wonderfully curious, our products make their passions stand out. Brighten their day with something unique and meaningful that reflects their love for plants and ideas.

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"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?" mockup

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

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"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?" mockup

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

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What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand? mockup

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

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View to the Future

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"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again." mockup

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

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Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction. mockup

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

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'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...' mockup

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

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Man Eating Minimalist Meal

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"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?" mockup

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

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"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat." mockup

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

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"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

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'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?' mockup

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

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"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven." mockup

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

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'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?' mockup

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

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'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.' mockup

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

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'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.' mockup

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

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"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu." mockup

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

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"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef." mockup

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

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'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?' mockup

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

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Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot. mockup

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

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"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?" mockup

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

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'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...' mockup

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

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The Politics of Food.

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'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.' mockup

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

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"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!" mockup

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

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"First you make a roux."

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"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?" mockup

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

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'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...' mockup

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

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The Last Days of a Hydrangea

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"I can't have anything that's a food." mockup

"I can't have anything that's a food."

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'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.' mockup

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

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"Of course working from home is different. . ."

"Of course working from home is different. . ." mockup

"Of course working from home is different. . ."

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The Cactus Reader

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"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce." mockup

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

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Plant-based Philosophers Gifts Collection

Plant-based Philosophers Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for plant-based philosophers — perfect for their morning motivation and witty reflection.

Plant-based Philosophers Pillows

Find cozy pillows that celebrate the spirit of plant-based thinkers, adding charm and wit to any room.

Plant-based Philosophers Prints

Browse our inspiring prints for plant-based philosophers — perfect for decorating their personal space with humor and insight.

Plant-based Philosophers T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts designed for plant-based philosophers — ideal for casual days filled with curiosity and eco-conscious style.