Plant-based Philosophers Pillows

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

View to the Future

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

The Politics of Food.

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"First you make a roux."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

"I can't have anything that's a food."

"Of course working from home is different. . ."

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

The Cactus Reader