Plant-based Philosophers Pillows

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

View to the Future

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

The Politics of Food.

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"First you make a roux."

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"Of course working from home is different. . ."

The Cactus Reader

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."