Bean Philosopher Pillows

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

Grass: We lost some good men today!

Saguaro Cacti.

"Cat got your tongue?"

'What d'you mean, you're a Republican?'

Dept. de Philosophie

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"