Bean Philosopher T-Shirts

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Chicken soup for the sole.

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

Grass: We lost some good men today!

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"Cat got your tongue?"

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

Saguaro Cacti.

'What d'you mean, you're a Republican?'

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"