Bean Guru T-Shirts

"I forgot to put bay leaf in the red beans and no one even noticed."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Do you have anything bigger?

Tree Passion

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Gardening#2

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"Mulch madness"

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Positively Petersham

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"