Grass Philosopher T-Shirts

'Someday, someone else will mow this lawn.'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Lawnmower

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Chicken soup for the sole.

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

I want to be a lawn!

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

It MUST be Valentines Day!

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

"Cat got your tongue?"

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

Grass: We lost some good men today!

Saguaro Cacti.