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'...and so I say without fear of contradiction...'

Ladies, we are victims of our own success!

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Poet and Peasant

What makes you think this is Farmer Phillips field?

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"Millions of acres of farmland are taken out of production every year...a lot of them by me."

Dept. de Philosophie

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

Saguaro Cacti.

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

It MUST be Valentines Day!

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

The Farmer Sutra.

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

Stop and Smell the Roses

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.