Field Philosopher Pillows

'...and so I say without fear of contradiction...'

Ladies, we are victims of our own success!

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Poet and Peasant

What makes you think this is Farmer Phillips field?

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"Millions of acres of farmland are taken out of production every year...a lot of them by me."

Dept. de Philosophie

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

It MUST be Valentines Day!

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

The Farmer Sutra.

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

Saguaro Cacti.

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

Stop and Smell the Roses

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"