Field Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the pondering spirit of a field philosopher? Our collection features clever designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that speak to the curiosity, wit, and depth of the free-minded thinker. Whether they’re exploring ideas in nature or contemplating the universe, these thoughtful items bring humor and insight into their daily life, making every moment of reflection a little more inspiring.

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'...and so I say without fear of contradiction...'

'...and so I say without fear of contradiction...' mockup

'...and so I say without fear of contradiction...'

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Ladies, we are victims of our own success!

Ladies, we are victims of our own success! mockup

Ladies, we are victims of our own success!

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"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay." mockup

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

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Poet and Peasant

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What makes you think this is Farmer Phillips field?

What makes you think this is Farmer Phillips field? mockup

What makes you think this is Farmer Phillips field?

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Grass: We lost some good men today! mockup

Grass: We lost some good men today!

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"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?" mockup

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

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"Millions of acres of farmland are taken out of production every year...a lot of them by me."

"Millions of acres of farmland are taken out of production every year...a lot of them by me." mockup

"Millions of acres of farmland are taken out of production every year...a lot of them by me."

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Dept. de Philosophie

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"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?" mockup

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

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Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction. mockup

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

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"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty" mockup

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

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"Do you think the birds like me?" mockup

"Do you think the birds like me?"

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'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?' mockup

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

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'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.' mockup

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

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"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau." mockup

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

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Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot. mockup

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

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'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...' mockup

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

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The Last Days of a Hydrangea

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'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!' mockup

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

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It MUST be Valentines Day!

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'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.' mockup

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

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The Farmer Sutra.

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"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!" mockup

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

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Saguaro Cacti.

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Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'. mockup

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

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"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out." mockup

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

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"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!" mockup

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

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'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...' mockup

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

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'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson. mockup

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

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"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it." mockup

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

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Stop and Smell the Roses

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Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?' mockup

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

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The ethics professor weeding his garden.

The ethics professor weeding his garden. mockup

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

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"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?" mockup

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

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Field Philosopher Gifts Collection

Field Philosopher Mugs

Explore more mugs that celebrate the curious mind—perfect for field philosophers who love their morning coffee with a side of inspiration.

Field Philosopher Pillows

Find pillows that bring thoughtful humor and inspiration into any space—perfect for the field philosopher’s cozy corner.

Field Philosopher Prints

Browse prints that capture the essence of creative curiosity—beautiful pieces for thinkers and dreamers alike.

Field Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that merge wit and wisdom—ideal for creative thinkers who enjoy expressing their philosophical side in style.