Grass Philosopher Mugs

Explore mugs designed for the grass philosopher—perfect for enjoying a warm drink while contemplating life’s big questions amidst nature’s tranquility.

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"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?" mockup

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

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"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay." mockup

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

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"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'" mockup

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

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Sale! Weed Whackers

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It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems... mockup

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

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Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction. mockup

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

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Lawnmower

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'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?' mockup

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

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'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.' mockup

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

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"This aquarium is such a nice prison." mockup

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

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'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.' mockup

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

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'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.' mockup

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

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"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long." mockup

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

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Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot. mockup

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

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'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!' mockup

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

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'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...' mockup

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

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Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel. mockup

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

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'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?' mockup

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

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Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!' mockup

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

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I want to be a lawn!

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The Last Days of a Hydrangea

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Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow! mockup

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

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"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be." mockup

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

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"Cat got your tongue?"

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"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..." mockup

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

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Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it! mockup

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

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It MUST be Valentines Day!

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Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'. mockup

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

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Saguaro Cacti.

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'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

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Grass: We lost some good men today! mockup

Grass: We lost some good men today!

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'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.' mockup

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

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'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.' mockup

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

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Grass Philosopher Mugs Collection

Grass Philosopher Pillows

Add a touch of nature-inspired comfort with our pillows for the grass philosopher—perfect for relaxing and pondering in style.

Grass Philosopher Prints

Find the perfect wall art with our prints dedicated to the grass philosopher—bring their contemplative spirit into your home or office.

Grass Philosopher T-Shirts

Want more ways to celebrate the grass philosopher? Explore our range of t-shirts with clever designs that showcase their love for nature and introspection.