Green Pastures Philosopher Mugs

Start their day with a cup of calm and contemplation. Our green pastures philosopher mugs feature clever designs that blend serenity with witty wisdom, perfect for morning reflections.

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"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..." mockup

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..." mockup

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..." mockup

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..." mockup

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

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"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?" mockup

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?" mockup

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?" mockup

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?" mockup

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

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"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?" mockup

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?" mockup

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?" mockup

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?" mockup

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

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Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction. mockup

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction. mockup

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction. mockup

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction. mockup

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

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'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?' mockup

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?' mockup

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?' mockup

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?' mockup

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

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'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.' mockup

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.' mockup

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.' mockup

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.' mockup

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

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Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot. mockup

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot. mockup

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot. mockup

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot. mockup

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

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'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...' mockup

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...' mockup

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...' mockup

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...' mockup

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

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The Last Days of a Hydrangea

The Last Days of a Hydrangea mockup

The Last Days of a Hydrangea mockup

The Last Days of a Hydrangea mockup

The Last Days of a Hydrangea mockup

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

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Biofuel - a solution or...?

Biofuel - a solution or...? mockup

Biofuel - a solution or...? mockup

Biofuel - a solution or...? mockup

Biofuel - a solution or...? mockup

Biofuel - a solution or...?

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'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.' mockup

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.' mockup

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.' mockup

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.' mockup

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

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"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good." mockup

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good." mockup

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good." mockup

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good." mockup

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

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Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'. mockup

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'. mockup

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'. mockup

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'. mockup

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

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It MUST be Valentines Day!

It MUST be Valentines Day! mockup

It MUST be Valentines Day! mockup

It MUST be Valentines Day! mockup

It MUST be Valentines Day! mockup

It MUST be Valentines Day!

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A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks. mockup

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks. mockup

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks. mockup

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks. mockup

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

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'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.' mockup

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.' mockup

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.' mockup

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.' mockup

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

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Stop and Smell the Roses

Stop and Smell the Roses mockup

Stop and Smell the Roses mockup

Stop and Smell the Roses mockup

Stop and Smell the Roses mockup

Stop and Smell the Roses

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A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts. mockup

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts. mockup

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts. mockup

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts. mockup

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

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"What a BEAUTIFUL creature! - I must gas it, then pin it to a cork board...!"

"What a BEAUTIFUL creature! - I must gas it, then pin it to a cork board...!" mockup

"What a BEAUTIFUL creature! - I must gas it, then pin it to a cork board...!" mockup

"What a BEAUTIFUL creature! - I must gas it, then pin it to a cork board...!" mockup

"What a BEAUTIFUL creature! - I must gas it, then pin it to a cork board...!" mockup

"What a BEAUTIFUL creature! - I must gas it, then pin it to a cork board...!"

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"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?" mockup

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?" mockup

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?" mockup

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?" mockup

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

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"I've never trusted cows."

"I've never trusted cows." mockup

"I've never trusted cows." mockup

"I've never trusted cows." mockup

"I've never trusted cows." mockup

"I've never trusted cows."

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The youth shows responsibility!

The youth shows responsibility! mockup

The youth shows responsibility! mockup

The youth shows responsibility! mockup

The youth shows responsibility! mockup

The youth shows responsibility!

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Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!' mockup

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!' mockup

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!' mockup

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!' mockup

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

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"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!"

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!" mockup

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!" mockup

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!" mockup

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!" mockup

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!"

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'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.' mockup

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.' mockup

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.' mockup

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.' mockup

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

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'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!' mockup

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!' mockup

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!' mockup

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!' mockup

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

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'No sooner had I gotten over religious guilt when I developed eco-guilt.'

'No sooner had I gotten over religious guilt when I developed eco-guilt.' mockup

'No sooner had I gotten over religious guilt when I developed eco-guilt.' mockup

'No sooner had I gotten over religious guilt when I developed eco-guilt.' mockup

'No sooner had I gotten over religious guilt when I developed eco-guilt.' mockup

'No sooner had I gotten over religious guilt when I developed eco-guilt.'

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"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..." mockup

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..." mockup

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..." mockup

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..." mockup

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

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'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!' mockup

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!' mockup

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!' mockup

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!' mockup

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

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I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

I see Jerry's had a heart attack! mockup

I see Jerry's had a heart attack! mockup

I see Jerry's had a heart attack! mockup

I see Jerry's had a heart attack! mockup

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

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I lactate, therefore I am.

I lactate, therefore I am. mockup

I lactate, therefore I am. mockup

I lactate, therefore I am. mockup

I lactate, therefore I am. mockup

I lactate, therefore I am.

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'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...' mockup

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...' mockup

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...' mockup

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...' mockup

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

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I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets. mockup

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets. mockup

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets. mockup

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets. mockup

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

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Green Pastures Philosopher Pillows

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Green Pastures Philosopher Prints

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