Green Pastures Philosopher Prints

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

The Procrastinator

It MUST be Valentines Day!

Biofuel - a solution or...?

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

"What a BEAUTIFUL creature! - I must gas it, then pin it to a cork board...!"

Stop and Smell the Roses

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

"I've never trusted cows."

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!"

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

The youth shows responsibility!

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

I lactate, therefore I am.

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

'No sooner had I gotten over religious guilt when I developed eco-guilt.'