Garden Philosophers Mugs

Nursery - Products That Help Things Grow... Products That Kill Things.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

The Boys of Indian Summer

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

It MUST be Valentines Day!

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

Saguaro Cacti.

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

Stop and Smell the Roses

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

I lactate, therefore I am.

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

Les Fleurs Du Mal

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

'Have you ever heard the parable of the lawn left unmowed?'

"Oh, I see - so it's wrong to cut down the Amazon Rainforest, but okay for me to weed, prune and mow our own garden?"

Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...