Garden Philosophers Gifts

Nursery - Products That Help Things Grow... Products That Kill Things.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

The Boys of Indian Summer

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Saguaro Cacti.

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

It MUST be Valentines Day!

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

Stop and Smell the Roses

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

Les Fleurs Du Mal

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

I lactate, therefore I am.

I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets.

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

'Have you ever heard the parable of the lawn left unmowed?'

Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...

Garden Shop: Growin' and Rarin' to Grow