Green Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift that celebrates the green philosopher? Our collection features clever, inspiring, and humorous products designed for those who ponder life’s big questions. Ideal for sparking creativity and humor, these items will brighten any thoughtful person's day.

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Smoking world.

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'You never knew your father - he's 10,000 pairs of chopsticks.'

'You never knew your father - he's 10,000 pairs of chopsticks.' mockup

'You never knew your father - he's 10,000 pairs of chopsticks.'

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Self-Sufficiency My Arse. He's workshy! mockup

Self-Sufficiency My Arse. He's workshy!

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"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..." mockup

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

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"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?" mockup

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

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"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts." mockup

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

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"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"We finally reached net zero emissions." mockup

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

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"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?" mockup

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

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'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.'' mockup

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

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"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking." mockup

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

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"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?" mockup

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

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Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction. mockup

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

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"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?" mockup

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

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'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.' mockup

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

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'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?' mockup

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

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"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

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Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner. mockup

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

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'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.' mockup

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

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A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting mockup

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

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Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot. mockup

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

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Climate Change -- You are here.

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'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.' mockup

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

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'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

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