Eco-conscious Philosopher Gifts

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The New Normal

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Mother nature takes her course.

COP26

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Population train.

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

Biofuel - a solution or...?

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"I can remember when water was just wet."