Eco-conscious Thinkers Gifts

Turbo-Capitalism meets its match.

"We decided not to have kids for environmental reasons."

'Our Federal stimulus came through - Now we can install solar panels!'

"As part of the firm's new environmental protocols, we're burning any complaints we get to heat the office."

"Of course I've got an electric car to help save the environment."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

The New Normal

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Mother nature takes her course.

Biro Diversity

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

COP26

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Post-corona road to recovery

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

Population train.

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"