Environmentally Conscious Thinker Gifts

"Remember the good old days, when being busy was enough? All this new emphasis on productivity, quality control and measurable outcomes is making my head spin!"

The road to the future - stop before it's too late

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

The New Normal

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

REPENT! Get back to nature

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Climate Change -- You are here.

Mother nature takes her course.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

The Ship of Fools. The earth as a ship, heading for destruction as people party, oblivious to the danger

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."