Eco-minded Thinker Gifts

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Production and Sales

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

The New Normal

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Climate Change -- You are here.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Mother nature takes her course.

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Biro Diversity

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

The Ship of Fools. The earth as a ship, heading for destruction as people party, oblivious to the danger

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

Ecological Therapy