Eco-friendly Thinkers Gifts

'These baby teeth are a non-renewable resource rapidly being depleted and should bring more.'

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

The New Normal

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Climate Change -- You are here.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

The Ship of Fools. The earth as a ship, heading for destruction as people party, oblivious to the danger

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"