Green Thinker Gifts

'I hope that's a carbon neutral,low voltage, eco friendly idea you're having there, Carlisle.'

'Is climate change a problem?'

Environmental Hour Glass.

Mankind loves Earth

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

'I miss the days when you could chuck stuff in the bin and not have to think about it for ten minutes.'

Reducing paper usage.

'Of course some species have responded better to global warming than others.'

"Ok honey, we can stop using disposables, if you're happy to do the dishes."

We are really environmentally friendly. We color everything green.

'We used to migrate, but we heard that flying is bad for the environment.'

'Years ago, there was a climate change conference right here in Bali...'

Mother says to son on Bonfire Night: 'Of course, we won't actually be burning the Guy because of the carbon emissions.'

Wishing For Rain.

'Grandma, when you reach a certain age, do you get recycled or returned for deposit?'

“Oh, I almost forgot, and the polar ice caps. I want them to stop melting.”

'Thanks... I'm all for the paperless office - but I draw the line at the paperless toilet...'

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

'30,000 feet! That's not above the ozone layer is it?.'

While the debate goes on...

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Consumer sheep continue to eat the world.

The problem with biofuel - it takes up too much space

'And try not to deplete the ozone too much today, Dear.'

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

As the Pro Environment Candidate, I promise to SLOW the rate we're destroying the planet.

Climate change: Death! Pestilence! Starvation! Slight increase in green taxes!

Re-Purposing

'And it's emissions free!'

'My teacher photocopied articles about saving endangered trees in the rain forest. If you ask me, I think she's destroying them.'

'I love nuts - except for all the excess packaging.'

'We've been going North for days, man. . . still no proof of global warming! What do we do to prove it's real.'

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

One of your better ideas Stephen!

"White with a hint of Toxin."