Eco-thinker Gifts

Genetically modified food

'Yes, it is expensive, but it's the premium you have to pay to live upstream from the sewage pipe...'

A man with the world on his mind inspects the world

"...and when did you first start feeling you are going mad?"

"The EPA is demanding that we come out with a new model that uses less energy."

'It's not just plastic bags they're banning - its a way of life.''

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

Post-corona road to recovery

"Of course we leave the earth to our children, or would you want to keep this totally polluted dump?"

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The New Normal

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Climate Change -- You are here.

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Biro Diversity

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'